yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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