how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
im six kinds of drunk right now
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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