i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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