Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I looked at my own cervix.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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