what if I'm pregnant?
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Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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