So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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