STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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