I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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