i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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