it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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