where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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