so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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