I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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