Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
NoShamevember. You game?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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