i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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