ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just had sex on a roof
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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