quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
In other news, I just burned my penis
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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