Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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