im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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