I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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