I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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