shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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