whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I deserve this hangover.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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