wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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