Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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