Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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