Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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