Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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