Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Randomize
