Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I can't turn off my feet"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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