**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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