then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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