He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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