I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
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