I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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