Sry I called you an 8
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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