Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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