There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
In America we eat man semen.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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