the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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