And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'd cum for enchiladas.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
i out mim tonsoeep
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