Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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