what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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