Where is the hickey?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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