did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
too bad you live with your parents still
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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