You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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