i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
