the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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