Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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