There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
