We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
When did angry sex become our thing?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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