I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
