you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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