The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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