Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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