But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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