Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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