How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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