I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think my fart just growled at me.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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